words by Sacha van Geest

we are one, we are schizo
we are two, she is schizo
they are three, he is schizo
five & six they are schizo
la la la
we are one, we are schizo
we are two, she is schizo
they are three, he is schizo
la la la
gi, ga, go gollumble jafers
who's selling the honey wafers
she is

elmore the elmtree, geoffrey the beetwee
garrett the appleman, fufa & her romance
schizo takes his chance, asking her to dance
jumping around, thus they are homeward bound
hickory nicknack, jumping in their backs
laughing their heads off when
they put them on again

we are one, we are schizo
we are two, she is schizo
they are three, he is schizo
five & six they are schizo
la la la
we are one, we are schizo
we are two, she is schizo
they are three, he is schizo
la la la
gi, ga, go gollumble jafers
who's selliong the honey wafers